13 October 2013

2 badgers are sat in their doctor's surgery.

The first badger turns to the second, and asks: "What you in here for - vaccination?"
"Nah - gun shot wound", said the second, showing a graze from what must have been a glancing blow (thankfully, badgers are quite hard to shoot).
"Are you in here to be vaccinated then?", asks the second badger.
The first shakes her head sadly: "Nah - I hurt my back moving some goalposts..."

Badgers move goalposts.